I haven't wrote in this thing in awhile, prolly cause i've been dying of the flu. Man that thing was a bitch i missed so much shit! Christ couldn't come over (yes, THE Christ) I had to cancel babyshitting, and worst of all instead of getting my permit and being able to drive on christmas I HAVE TO WAIT TIL GODDAMN JANUARY 16TH TO GET MY PERMIT AND I HAD TO GO TO THE DOCTOR'S INSTEAD! Christ in heaven that sucked ass, too many sick ppl in one room, i thought i was gonna die of being exposed to so many germs, jesus christ. :shock: I h8 dirty little kids. God. I feel better thoug...thanx for all the get well cards guys...not, fuckers. lol w/e i wouldn't get one for u if u were sick either lol. O and u ppl can expect x-mas presents in July, cause i'm lazy and don't have time. JANUARY FIFTEENTH EDGEWATER VS. WINTER PARK AT WINTER PARK!! BE THERE CAUSE EAGLES R GONNA KICK THOSE RATTY ASS PREPS BACK TO THE TENNIS COURTS CRYING TO THEIR MOM! WOOO! I'll end with :oops: cause he looks sick and i looked sick for the past four days.
For all u fuckers that didn't know or didn't acknowledge it..my b-day was tuesday. It rocked ur cock. I got 200buxx, two really hilarious shirts, cell minutes, THE SOUTHPARK MOVIE, brownies(lol), and cucakes, and that's just from my E-high friends and parents. Yeah....that means there's more coming. This was a really good birthday, def top 10. My dad was on a business trip though, but that's ok cause my mom let's me do w/e the fuck i want. Tomorrow's gonna b kickass, i get to leave skool @ 9:45, then go to breakfast at IHOP..HAHA...then Graham's comin over after skool :wink: and then we're gonna go c Lord of the Rings. Yeah that's rite, 3 and a half hours in a dark room with graham, it's gonna b kickass. Then saturday Christ is comin over and we're prolly gonna southpark it up, and if u don't watch that show...ur gay....especially this week's. Cause it was kickass. Then sunday we're havin this huge ass neighborhood party thing. Yeah watch i get sick. I'll end with :shock: cause it makes me laugh.
Well today is thursday and really nothing eventful or meaningful or funny for that matter happened today....I fucked around in EST though. After skool was hilarious. Me and katie and Christ went to the CADD lab to finish "my" project and there were no computers left so me and christ left and katie stayed to help blake and joshua warpenburgerknopper. So me and christ hike on down to Einstein's and pretty good walk in front of sum nigs...uk no big it's edgewater. So we get thurr after almost bein hit by a car and i make it about 3 feet into the parking lot and a tree hits me in the head...yes it hit me. Then there was this fatass chick from our skool there and we were makin fun of her...duh, and her friend heard me, and that was the hardest i've ever seen christ laugh. wow. so then we get to the table and we're eating and there's this old guy, and he has a walker, and he gets up to go to the bathroom and he parks his walker and makes it SEEM like he can't walk properly but when he gets to the crapper we see his reflection and yeah he stood up straight and walked perfectly fine. Then walked out like he got hit by a car and DID NOT WASH HIS HANDS!!! That is the grossest thing in the world after puke...not washing ur hands. U disgusting ppl. ANYHOO we get back to to skool and then we go to the bathroom with the jizz sink and i changed for soccer. O yeah but before that we went to walgreens and i got my x-mas gift for the secret santa thing we do on the soccer team. THEY HAD A SPONGEBOB STOCKING!!! I was like wow. And then we were checking out and iono if it's just me but the things that they put next to the checkout line are the things u need most and i don't think that KY self warming liquid gel is NOT an essential item. Now i can see toothpaste and bandaids, but sex lube...no. So we leave and i'm changing for soccer (no jizz this time) and then we walk out and find katie and alexa and madison and we were sitting and talking and christine showed us how to make sunglasses w/ our hair and me and katie found pop tabs to sell to the guys at lunch. Then i hijacked christ's cell and called my graham and that was hilarious. Then I left for soccer and it was fuckin cold. We won and then after we exchanged gifts and i got the koolest gift!! THANX CHELSEA!!!! I got my FAV candy!!! I got Gobstopper Candy Canes, Nerds, this REALLY good cupcake flavored lip gloss and this Dory the Fish lite...kickass. HAHA. Then i saw my graham and that was the hilite of my day :D and then we had chinese food and went to the dollar store woo hoo. Then since i have no hw thank god I'm sittin my ass in front of the comp/tv til 11-ish and hittin the sack. I'll end with :shock: cause that's what i look like cause i'm sooo cold!!!
Dude today was great. I got to sleep for a whole extra two hours and stayed home for first period. AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN MAD. Maybe i'm finally gettin good luck for all the shit i've been through this week. Today wasn't a half bad day. I didn't have to go to practice. I stayed after skool and me and katie met blake and zack at gabriels, and while they played bloody knuckles...blake lost pretty bad.lol. Then katie left and we moved to einstein's and we all did our work. Then i left and met my my aunt at skool and went home and did my hw til 8:30 and it feels great. i can't wait to skip lunch tomorrow...lol katie. O man tomorrow's gonna b awesome!! i get to c my Graham!!! and i'm gonna have a whole cheering section at my game...watch me suck ass...which i will. lol o well. Ok well southpark's on so i'm out....i'll end with :lol: cause that's what i'm doing cause i have no work left!!!
Well my week is a Grade A shatty week...and getting worse. I have so much hw it's fuckin ridiculous. Not to mention soccer after skool and exams next week. I plan on not studying cause A it's all review and B i'm a lazyass. Yesterday me and christ found jizz in the sink of the girl's bathroom. That was hilarious. Ugh I wish everyday were like last saturday. O yeah and ik half of u dc but me and graham have been going out a month and 1 day!!! :lol: I love him soooo much! :D Yeah and just to let every1 know MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT TUESDAY SO GET ME SUMTHING GODDAMN! Lol even if u don't i'll still love you but if u do i'll love u even more. haha. O well i got more shat to do so i'll end w/ :cry: cause that's all i wanna do this week.
GOOD LORD....Saturday was the best day of my life. Today sucked ass though but we're not even gonna talk about that. Saturday was Graham's party at his beach house and it was sooooo much fun!! Ok i'm gonna start from the beginning, so I get there at like 9:45 and i'm the only girl, it's me him thomas and clint. Then Jeff came and yeah we watched ESPN outdoors, yeah, it was good times. lol. Then my friends came and that was kool and i tried to get outside and in front of all these guys i'm askin how to get the door open. hahaha. it was a GREAT first impression. So then i came back in with my friends and then Connor, Martha, and Sex(don't ask) came and then we left. Graham's dad rented a van so we could all b together. So, with 3 surfboards 3 guitars and 14 people and a big fluffy dog, we all went to New Smyrna and on the way there it was alright, I got to sit next to Graham :lol: and Clint, Jeff, Thomas, and Graham all managed to kill each other on the way there. HAHAHA thomas' eye was swollen and tearing up. So we get there and after 10 minutes of trying to get out of the damn van we go in and like his backyard is the beach. and i was just like damn, i got me a good one. lol jk so then graham clint and thomas like the fucktards they r go and surf in 40degree weather because apparently the waves were "overhead". Clint didn't have a wetsuit and he just went in his boxers, yeah we found him next to the heater 10 minutes later. Then graham's dad drove us to the putt putt place and O M G i swear me and Jen pissed ourselves. It was the FUNNIEST thing in the entire world no joke. We had to split up into 2 groups and it was me, graham, jen, jeff, thomas, and clint. (The couple's group lol) so we actually get through 2 holes normally and then Clint couldn't add and omg the hilarity really began. It was maybe the 3rd hole when Thomas shot it into the weeds, Clint "hit the wrong brick" and freaked out and iono what jeff and graham did, prolly funny though. Then Thomas broke one of the cups and we ran and then they lost their balls in the weeds and clint jumped into the weeds lookin for his and he looked like he was takin a shat. Then all 4 of them put down like 20 balls and just all at once launched em down the green, then shot em back at us. Then there was like this one hole on a hill and u had to launch it over a river kinda thing and then get to the hole, jesus christ. By this time we were down to 3 balls when we started out w/ 40. So jeff throws a ball down and with one hand hits it with his club....the damn ball flew a mile, i'm not kidding. He didn't even act like he hit it that hard and the thing flew over the next hole that was in like a cave and hit the office place thing and bounced either in the road or into the parking lot and he just turns around and looks at me and jen and with a straight face goes, "where did that come from?" All of us minus Jeff were on the ground, jen and me could not stop laughing. So then we get back and we ate sum more and we watched a football game of sum kind and some kind of movie w/ a jew in it. Then we went go carting. O M G i had the badassinest car ever. The thing went like 80....for the first time, then it broke and i had to get pushed around the track the 2nd time and every1 laughed and i was brite red and felt like a little kid and yeah it was bad. Then i got a new car and every1 could EAT IT cause i had a fast car then too. Then on the last race i came in dead last and it sucked. lol. Then we went back and ate dinner and had this chili stuff that i didn't really like. Then we had cake and like they have a porch and like me and graham were just sitting out there, and it's like 38 out there, then thomas came and we were just talkin about w/e, then he went in and it was just me and graham and i went to go lay with him in a chair and yeah my fatass broke the chair. We were in it for like 5 seconds and like it's one of those plastic chairs w/ like the strips of plastic, and i hear SNAP then graham was like GET UP and i was like AHHH and then rite as i get up it goes SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP!!! and yeah i broke the chair. So then like we were leavin in a little bit so every1 decided to go on a beach walk. And yeah it's hard for a walk on the beach to b romantic when u have clint and thomas pissing in the ocean and hearing ur friends having a dumbass convo about who the hell knows. So then we found a hole and that distracted every1 and we started walkin another way and then every1 else left and it was just me and graham sitting on the beach and like the moon made the water sparkle and there were so many stars out and it was just totally awesome. So then jeff came to get us cause we had to leave, and honestly we wouldn't of gone back if it wasn't for jeff, "5 more minutes" my ass. LOL. So then we were driving home and me and graham sat in the back and thomas and clint sat in Row Numero Tres, which was the love row, and yeah i can't retell it, it wouldn't do it justice. Then we got back and Jeff played piano and OMG he is amazing. Then he sang the song about me in front of every1 and that was hilarious. Then we had to leave and that sucked ass, and no1 laughed when i said i was sleeping over graham's house. It was a joke ppl calm down. hahaha. Then like I skipped out of his house i was so happy:wink: that i almost fell down the stairs, but i didn't. All in all i had a total of 8 cokes and that made me uberhappy. I'll end w/ 8) cause it reminds me of Clint and Thomas "raving" in the van.
Well today was pretty interesting.....well not really it went really slow and it was Wednesday. Practice was put back to 2:30 instead of 1:30 so i fucked around for an hour around skool and did hw and shat. It was cold as hell too. Then before skool ended i was walkin out and elrod punched me rite in the breadbasket and i almost passed out in front of the 200 hall....it was KrAzY. Then at practice we ran our asses off and then we did diving headers for fun...yeah..rite...fun my ass i tought i was gonna die. I think i'm half brain dead. Then in EST 3 of the guys ganged up and one tickled me one took my coke an one drank the coke.....then they did it four times....it got old. Then earlier i almost fell down the catwalk cause i got kicked in the knee at our game WHICH WE LOST! but o well it wasn't the worst day...i love this weather, my hair doesn't get frizzy when i straighten it which is always good. I'll end with :twisted: the dude from hell cause it's so cold i wish i were in hell...which i will b when i die.
